I’ve Started Smoking Lucky Strikes to Lose Weight!

I want to lose 10 pounds. Looking over advertising posters from the 1920s and 1930s, it seems the best way to accomplish this is to take up smoking Lucky Strike cigarettes. I don’t know why physicians no longer give this sound advice.

 

 

being chased by a fat man then light a Lucky Strike

What if a fat man starts chasing you? Fortunately, if you smoke Lucky Strikes, you will be slim and trim and can out run him unless you are wheezing too much from smoking.

 

That's some double chin. Start smoking more and you'll die of a heart attack before you get that fat.http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2010/11/27/vintage-cigarette-ads-reach-for-a-lucky-instead-of-a-sweet/

OMG! Look at that double-chin. I need to take up smoking Lucky’s right way. 

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Naturally, I wouldn’t want to ignore the advice of the medical establishment. So I was pleased to note exactly 20,679 physicians recommend Lucky Strikes!!!!

 

 

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Charles McCain

Charles McCain is a Washington DC based freelance journalist and novelist. He is the author of "An Honorable German," a World War Two naval epic. You can read more of his work on his website: http://charlesmccain.com/

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