I want to lose 10 pounds. Looking over advertising posters from the 1920s and 1930s, it seems the best way to accomplish this is to take up smoking Lucky Strike cigarettes. I don’t know why physicians no longer give this sound advice.
What if a fat man starts chasing you? Fortunately, if you smoke Lucky Strikes, you will be slim and trim and can out run him unless you are wheezing too much from smoking.
OMG! Look at that double-chin. I need to take up smoking Lucky’s right way.
Naturally, I wouldn’t want to ignore the advice of the medical establishment. So I was pleased to note exactly 20,679 physicians recommend Lucky Strikes!!!!