School May Arm Students With Canned Peas

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Cheaper than firearms I would say

From the New York Times of 1.15.15

 

A middle school principal wants to stockpile cans of corn and peas in classrooms for students to hurl at possible intruders as a last defense. In a letter Friday, Priscella Holley, principal at W. F. Burns Middle School in Valley, Chambers County, asked parents to have each student bring an eight-ounce canned item. The can “could stun the intruder or even knock him out until the police arrive,” Ms. Holley wrote. “The canned food item will give the students a sense of empowerment to protect themselves and will make them feel secure.” The school superintendent said the request had brought few complaints.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/14/us/alabama-school-may-arm-students-with-canned-peas.html?_r=0

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