I had no idea that writing about celebrities was so much fun or so easy. I’m looking for a job since as my faithful readers know I am broke. Unless I find a job soon, I will have to sell apartment and lots of my belongings to have cash to keep me out of the streets. I’m also writing two books. So I really don’t have time for salacious gossip about movie stars. Yet now that I’ve started to delve into the subject, I’ve made the time because it is so fascinating.
You have no idea of the things I learned about Mr. Bale while researching him including the size of his thing. The hell with all this complicated history stuff I always write about or agonizing posts about surviving cancer. Maybe I will just start writing about movie stars and orgies, which apparently they all attend on a regular basis.
In their review of Christian Bale: The Inside Story of the Darkest Batman, by his former publicist and assistant, Harrison Cheung, the sleuths at Huffington Post combed through this book and uncovered fact after shocking fact. Using bits of actual quotes directly from the book itself, the Huffington Post, drops this bombshell:
Hey, Christian, you should have laughed it off. She’s a lesbian so she probably hasn’t seen many. If she were a gay guy, such as your correspondent, it would have been more of an insult.
[Sources: Christian Bale: The Inside Story of the Darkest Batman by Harrison Cheung and Nicola Pittam and the Huffington Post.]